it’s funny when people are directing something at you via the internet but they’re not directing it at you…. at the same time. but you know that they really are. 

for example:

gah i wish that bitch would hang out. (aka: gah i wish celeste would hang out)

or

i wish SOMEONE would answer their phone. (aka: i wish celeste would answer her phone.)

or

that was fucked up/stupid. (aka: celeste you’re stupid and fucked up.)

granted sometimes these things aren’t about you or me. sometimes it’s towards someone completely different. it’s just funny when you know it’s you that they’re talking about. it’s also very funny to act like you don’t know what they’re talking about…even though you do.